ABOUT ME????

Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus
"Send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back,
"SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....


Importance of a period

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."


Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad,
"What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential! "


Anger management ?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

Favorite Albums: Cafe Del Mar (all albums)
Hotel Costes (all albums)
This is ambient chill music, sooo nice

100x The Devil wears Prada

Prison Break / Heroes / Samurai Champloo

ee baaaaa